Lust in the Time of Corona

A Safety Manifesto

The awful truth is that we will likely be dealing with the effects of this pandemic for a long, long time. The wonderful thing about pleasure is that we can adapt it to suit new health and safety concerns.

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How I Keep You Safe

  • I’m fully vaccinated against, and regularly test for, COVID-19.

  • I diligently wear a mask and socially distance.

  • I’m more than happy to take a rapid COVID-19 test before our date to put you more at ease (+100).

  • My availability is incredibly limited. I strongly prefer extended dates and retainers. I prioritise existing friends and new friends seeking an extended date.

  • I wear a mask and wash my hands upon arrival. For local dates, I drive myself from my home directly to our date.

  • I’ll inform you if I discover I’ve been exposed to COVID before or shortly after our date. If I’ve been exposed prior to our meeting, I’ll cancel and you’ll receive a full refund of any deposits.

How You Keep Me Safe

  • Please avoid large groups and diligently wear a mask in the weeks and days leading up to our date.

  • If you are coming to me, please remove your mask and wash your hands upon arrival.

  • If you are experiencing symptoms or have come into contact with someone who is experiencing symptoms and/or received a positive result for COVID, please cancel. Our date can wait! Your deposit will be held and applied to a future date.

  • I encourage you to regularly screen for COVID and get vaccinated.

  • Please inform me if you discover you’ve been exposed to COVID shortly after our date.